[1:50 AM] guest-354023 enters pokeIM.
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[1:50 AM] guest-354023 changed nickname to baneofexist.
baneofexist: hey, this works!
baneofexist: aweeeesssooome. =D
baneofexist: ......
baneofexist: ok, less awesome when their is no one to talk too.
baneofexist: ....ello?
CP: Hello. You seem to need assistance and grammer correction. Hello is spelled 'Hello' not 'ello'. How may I help you, Mr. Bane?
baneofexist: Woah, dude. Who are you?
CP: I apologise for not introducing myself. I am CP, your program in the pokedex to answer all your training questions. At the moment you seem to be at 183 Green St. Shall I ration this address permenatly?
baneofexist: uh, probably. it's my home.
CP: it seems to be an apartment complex. What number of the apartment shall I label for shipping information?
baneofexist: Uhh, you can control that too? Wicked. Just #1.
CP: Number one has been recorded in my records. Can I do anything else for you tonight at 2:04AM?
baneofexist: Shiiit, I didn't realise how late it was.
CP: You are Eastern Standard Time, correct?
baneofexist: Yeah, yeah thats right. Um, CP?
CP: Yes MR. Bane?
baneofexist: How do you know my name?
CP: I have been programmed for you, Mr. Bane. I will join you on your trainer journey.
baneofexist: Well that's nice...but I don't have a pokemon yet...so it's not like I'm really training anything.
CP: I see, that is unfortunatre. Perhaps you will gain that oppurtunity soon.
baneofexist: Yeah, if I pass the test I should get it as soon as a week.
CP: test, sir bane?
baneofexist: Yeah.
CP: I see it must be some cultural nuiance to your area I've heard of no such challenge to achieve a pokemon.
CP: POKEMON: (n) noun- creature of great power and elemental capability. At once roaming the earth in great number they have since become rare and endangered in 2003 due to over capture. Gyms are run by trainers who have challenged previous gyms to gain the prestige and appreciation of trainers. TRAINER (n) noun- a person who attends to and affixes proper order and control to those without the ability to do so-
baneofexist: ok ok I get it CP! STOP!
CP: I apologies. Apparently I am still with glitches./
baneofexist: It's cool. I hope we can work well together, uh, but I'll defiantly keep you up to date on my journey.
CP: May I ask one thing, Mr. Bane?
baneofexist: Sure?
CP: where did you aquire a pokedex if you have not yet become a trainer?
baneofexist: uhhh...some professor old dude passed'em out in class today after lecturing. I think he's gone all of the world handing these things out. I honestly forgot about you until I set in for bed and I just boredly picked you up.
CP: I see.
baneofexist: So yeah, but I should sleep. got class tomorrow and shit but we'll talk soon, cool?
CP: sleep well, sir.
baneofexist: yeah you too man.
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